Calidreamer

@the drug testing lab the girl says "we are doing a hair drug test" I said "okaaaay? What r u doing to my hair?" She says "oh, we just have to cut a little of it" A guy walks in 'n he goes "R U ready" I said "no, but go for it" starts cutting, my hands fly to my head 'n I said "what the hell r u doing" he says "I'm cutting ur hair the sample must be as close to the scalp as possible" thats not what I had pictured :'( I ha...